Going back to body image, this is what I have nightmares about before my appointments with my OBGYN: “Little Mama Jama, you gained 10 pounds since your last appointment.  That was only four weeks ago.  You need to seriously slow it down before you blow up like a big fat balloon!”

And why do I always feel the need to floss right before my gyno appointment?!  They sure as heck aren’t looking at my teeth!