So apparently it is possible for one to experience severe cramping and contractions day and night and yet make no progress toward labor. Said contractions and cramping can be so bad that they stop one from moving or talking and also can continually wake one up at night.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!!
Yep, still at 1cm. Needless to say, I’m a little dismayed. Since I can’t drown my sorrows in a stiff drink, we stopped by and picked up some chocolate custard on the way home.