I’m starting a regular feature here with this title. C cracks me up on a daily basis and I’ve simply been doing you a disservice by not sharing his antics.
This week, I’m going to feature some “C”-isms related to his independent streak. Sometimes he makes me want to pull my hair out, but he sure is funny.
Me: Are you hearing anything I’m saying to you?!
Me: It’s time to get dressed to go to church.
C: Yeah, I hear you.
C, in the midst of a 5-minute rambling story, looks into my eyes and touches my face: I kiss Mommy right now, but…I don’t feel like it.
Me: Do you understand?
C, with his sassy, angry face: Understand THIS!
Me: Stop hitting your sister.
C: No, YOU stop it!
Me: Come here, please.
C: Stay away from me!